SCP Archives

"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."

Transcript

Patrons

Mar 22-31

Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Teddy - David Ault

David - Chris Harris-Beechey

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

Guide - Mike Fielding

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

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"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"

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Patrons

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Mar 15-21

Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Teddy - David Ault

Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

Research Assistant - Brandon Nguyen

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman 

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

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"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!"

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Patrons

Mar 8-14

Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Teddy - David Ault

Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

Announcement - Rebekah McLoughlin

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

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"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."

Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1

Patrons

Mar 1 - 7

USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Jack - Brandon P Jenkins

Scientist - Jesse Hall

Unicorn - Giancarlo Herrera

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Researcher - Brandon Nguyen

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

ButtGhost - Isaiah Rothstein

Rodney's Mother - Elissa Park

David - Chris Harris-Beechey

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.”

Content Warnings: Intoxication.

Transcript

Patrons 

Patrons

Feb 23-28

Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii

Cast & Crew 

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Rodney - TJ Berry

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino

Burtkurt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Teddy - David Ault

Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins

David - Chris Harris-Beechey

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Employee 1- Mattie Roi Berger

Dr. Manfred - Hannah Schooner

Reality TV Host - Bailey Wolfe

D-Class  - Mick Wheaton

Scientist 1  - Daisy McNamara

Dialogue Editor - Dana Creasman

Director- Giancarlo Herrera

Art - Pacific S. Obadiah

Music- Mattie Roi Berger

Sound Designer - Hannah Schooner

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"

Transcript

Patrons

Feb 6-22

Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino

Camera Person - Melissa Lusk

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"

Transcript

Patrons

Feb 8 - 15

Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN.

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Teddy - David Ault

Jack - Brandon P Jenkins

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

Mendonza - Rissa Montanez

Bradley - Melissa Lusk

Reynolds - B. Narr

Wilhelm - Damon Alums

Gordan Ramsay - Giancarlo Herrera

Walker - Shelby Novak

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."

Transcript

Patrons

Feb 1 - 7

threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Teddy - David Ault

Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah

Operator - Hannah Schooner

Mendoza - Rissa Montanez

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

Elevator - Tal Minear

Speedo Man - Derrick Valen

Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

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"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."

Transcript

Patrons

Jan 22 - Jan 31

Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Little Timmy - Tal Minear

Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

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"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"

Transcript

Patrons

Jan 15 - Jan 21

Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW!

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

David - Chris Harris-Beechy

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein

Chauffer - Rissa Montanez

Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner

Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

D-12601 - Daisy McNamara

D-12603 - Hannah Schooner

D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah

D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

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