Unlicensed Ep 1 - The Detective of Citrus Ave
Released on 11/10/2022
Today we are proud to present the first fiction podcast created by me, Joseph Fink, and my Night Vale co-creator Jeffrey Cranor since Welcome to Night Vale. It is called Unlicensed and we are about to play you the first episode. This is a project that is very close to my heart, and one that we have been working on for years.
All twelve episodes of the first season are available right now only on Audible. There is a free trial, so feel free to use that to listen to it at audible.com/unlicensed.
That said, I have spent the last two years listening to Audible Originals and here are a few personal recommendations if you want to keep exploring once you’re there:
Hot White Heist - A very queer, very funny heist story that’s premise is too explicit for me to say here. Featuring more celebrity voices than I can list, it’s the kind of show where Tony Kushner shows up as himself to give a 5 minute monologue on how he thinks the story is going so far.
I Will Never Lie to You - A 70s road trip written by Brie Williams, frequent Night Vale writer and also writer on Unlicensed, along with James Urbaniak, of Venture Brothers and Night Vale, who also stars in it. A funny and sweet two hours of your time.
Romance Road Test - Two real Brooklyn women and their real husbands try out real romantic advice in their relationships and record what happens. Everyone involved is candid and charming, and it’s a lot of fun. I listened to this one in the car with my wife.
Hear all episodes of Unlicensed and a bunch of other cool shows at audible.com/unlicensed.
217 - Salmon Burger
Released on 11/01/2022
Moving offices really works up an appetite
Weather: "Find Out" by AGBAT
The voice of Joseph Fink is Joseph Fink
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale: Unlicensed
Released on 10/20/2022
From Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, creators of the genre defining fiction podcast Welcome to Night Vale, comes the new LA noire Unlicensed, starring Molly Quinn, Lusia Strus, and T.L Thompson.
Coming November 10, only to Audible. Subscribe now here: https://www.audible.com/Unlicensed
Unlicensed follows Molly Hatch (Quinn), recently divorced, two years sober, and completely lost on where to go next in her life. On a whim she answers an ad for an assistant to a PI, traveling to an unpromising strip mall on Citrus Avenue in Azusa, CA, where she meets Lou Rosen (Strus). Lou is a brilliant detective, but she’s also a completely disorganized mess, both in her physical space and within her own mind. She loses evidence, forgets what she’s already figured out, and she hasn’t even gotten it together to get her PI license.
Working illegally in the outskirts of Los Angeles, where the cul-de-sacs and strip malls sprawl into the desert, the only clients she can get are those who either can't afford anyone else or have cases that are too marginal for licensed PIs or the police to bother with.
When a teenage girl pleads for Lou and Molly to take the strangest case of their career, they find themselves involved in something much bigger than they were prepared for. This unlikely pair, with no resources and no back-up, follow a trail of seemingly unconnected cases, which leads them to a ransom, a murder, a mysterious wellness center, and a conspiracy that might go all the way to the governor.
Featuring guest appearances by Jason Segel, Janet Varney, James Urbaniak, Cecil Baldwin, Jasika Nicole, Mara Wilson, and more, Unlicensed is a deeply-human, captivating thriller set in the most uncool neighborhoods of America’s coolest city.
216 - The Ball Is Where the Win Is
Released on 10/15/2022
Locker room pep talks from Coach Steve.
Halftime Show: "Estrange Us" by Joseph Herbst Sextet
The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Logo: Rob Wilson
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Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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215 - Sarah Sultan, Explained
Released on 10/01/2022
The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain community college dean.
Weather: "Gone" by Dymer
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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214 - The Comet's Tail
Released on 09/15/2022
We're passing through the comet's tail. Only good things can happen.
The voice of John Peters is Mark Gagliardi
Weather: "I Could Feel You" by Evelyn Frances
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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213 - Murals
Released on 09/01/2022
The City Council approves a controversial public art project.
Weather: "Departure" by M. Masaki
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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212 - The Campus
Released on 08/15/2022
A new campus is being built in Night Vale.
The voice of Janet Lubelle is Janet Varney.
The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron.
Weather: “Simple Things” by hotplug
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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211 - Howl
Released on 08/01/2022
Barks Ennui, cartoon spokesdog for the Sheriff's Secret Police, has been committed.
This episode was written with Brie Williams.
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner.
Weather: “Park Bench” by Palmyra
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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210 - Ten Years Later
Released on 06/15/2022
It has been ten years since the first episode. Ten years since the arrival of Night Vale's most beautiful person: Carlos.
The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron.
Weather: “Ten Years Later” by Joseph Fink https://josephfink.bandcamp.com/
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