The undead are brown bread.
A group of Cockneys arm themselves to rescue their elderly relative and his retirement home friends who are trapped and fighting off a zombie attack during a zombie apocalypse in the East End of London.
Cast
Rasmus Hardiker
Terry
Harry Treadaway
Andy
Michelle Ryan
Katy
Georgia King
Emma
Jack Doolan
Davey Tuppence
Ashley Thomas
Mental Mickey
Tony Gardner
Clive
Tony Selby
Darryl
Georgina Hale
Doreen
Dudley Sutton
Eric
Richard Briers
Hamish
Honor Blackman
Peggy
Alan Ford
Ray Macguire
Phil Cornwell
Grainger
Gary Beadle
Greg
Dexter Fletcher
Dad Macguire
Dannielle Brent
Mum Macguire
Elizabeth Webster
Natasha
Josh Cole
Davvers
Natalie Walter
Bank Manager
Wolf Kahler
Nazi Officer
Joan Hodges
Jenny
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- Release Date 08/31/2012
- Language English
- Director Matthias Hoene
- Writers Lucas Roche, James Moran
- Editors John Palmer, Neil Farrell
- Cinematographer Daniel Bronks
- Producers James Harris, Matthias Hoene, Mark Lane
- Company Tea Shop & Film Company
| Country | Date | Format | Certification |
|---|---|---|---|
| IE | Aug 31, 2012 | Theatrical | 15 |
| United Kingdom | Aug 31, 2012 | Theatrical | 15 |
| Germany | Oct 4, 2012 | Theatrical | 18 |
| Japan | Jan 12, 2013 | Digital | R15+ |
| France | Apr 17, 2013 | Digital (DVD & Blu-Ray) | — |
| SE | Apr 17, 2013 | Physical (DVD & Blu-ray release) | 15 |
| United States | Aug 2, 2013 | Theatrical | NR |
| France | Jun 13, 2017 | Digital (VOD) | — |
| France | Apr 30, 2021 | Digital (Prime Video) | — |
| South Korea | Jan 1, 2022 | Digital | 18 |
| AT | Jun 22, 2041 | Digital | 16 |
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